We didn't invent the Toilet, just the Toilet 2
Last year we redefined innovation with the remarkable Toilet One Work/Life station - the first of it's kind. Today, we are proud to offer the Toilet 2, our most advanced, most groundbreaking Toilet yet. Read on to find out how Toilet 2 can help you achieve your wildest dreams, and why it's the must-have product of 2018 and beyond.
Toilet 2 has everything you need to take your productivity to the next level - it comes fully loaded and ready to rumble with a 12.4GHz Eight core Intel "octopus" series processor. Experience games, media, and entertainment in the highest fidelity with our 5K VR headset. Type, browse, and game for hours with our adjustable ergonomic keyboard, or connect with us on the next-gen ToiletNET and be a part of the new internet. Toilet 2 is ready to be a part of your life journey, helping you pursue your passions.
Toilet 2 Features
5K Cinema VR Display
12.4GHz Eight Core Intel Octopus Processor
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Browntooth connectivity
Overclocked Nvidia GT 6969420 GPU
8TB 'Brown' BDD
800GB DDR69 RAM
Sleek, beautiful design
Brushed aluminum
Ergonomic keyboard
It's very expensive so people will be impressed if you say you have one
Soft LED lights
It will fill the terrible void within you
LIST PRICE: $8,000
Ready to experience the future? Head on down to the Toilet Exchange to place your order with Toilet Bucks, our new official currency of Toilet Group and the most efficient way to buy the Toilet 2!
Is the future out of your price range? Don't sweat it, we'll work with you to put you in a Toilet you'll love - because we believe that everyone should have a chance to be their most productive self.