Here at Toilet Group, we take the same approach to investing as we do in innovation.

That means an aggressive, take-no-prisoners strategy backed by our revolutionary technology. It means betting on ourselves. It means shooting first and shooting often.

In under a year, we have made 45 acquisitions, many of them blue chip companies in key industries to our augment business dynamics.  In the process, we grew our value by 10,000%. How did we do it?

By mixing investment and innovation...

We call it "invest-ovation"

Step One:

Create a revolutionary product

Our technology alone was enough to attract investors, but we always had bigger plans. To realize our business goals, we created a state of the art analytics department powered by T1 technology. Our analysts pinpoint ideal candidates vulnerable to absorbtion in areas critical to our business interests.

Step Two:

Start small and work up.

Just as Rome wasn't built in a day, we realize that investing does involve a degree of planning and nuance. Because of this, our first acquisitions were companies that were on life support. They had equity, and value to our business plans, but mismanagement and corporate bloat and rendered them impotent. After we cut excess fat and replaced the bulk to the staff with Brownsorced labor, the companies turned around almost immediately and we were able to establish a proven track record of success to help leverage future aquisitions.

Step Three:

Buy anything that moves.

After a few successful acquisitions, we were able to begin a snowball effect where our value grew exponentially. From there we were able start buying up industries that dramatically reduce our overhead, giving us total control of our supply chain, multinational resources to facilitate global reach, and other dynamic, business critical assets.

Still not convinced?

We get it, our strategy is not for the faint of heart and requires a certain type of investor. To allay your fears, why not browse through our portfolio? We're sure that after taking a look at the profusion of assets we've accumulated, you'll walk away convinced that an investment in Toilet Group is not only sensible; it's the only sane choice to make with your hard earned money. Simply no other company can offer such a diverse, dynamic portfolio backed by the greatest technology ever created by humans.

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